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hitXP - Site Disclaimer I am an individual made up of a few billion cells which are in turn made up of a few billion quantum particles which originated during the big-bang. So I am the oldest person in this universe and hence have some pity on me. But do not blame me if you come to know that I was born in 1979! If you ask me, all I say is that I was REASSEMBLED in 1979! So are all of us. Nobody is BORN, we all are REASSEMBLED. All of us were born in the cosmic soup of big-bang. Don't blame me if anything / everything goes wrong here or elsewhere in this universe. Things always tend to go wrong as the second law of thermodynamics says and one day things will certainly go wrong for this law as well and then we will have a big crunch. There are no ALS (age, sex or location) restrictions to access this site. Your age might be any integer (-ve age is allowed for time travelers moving backwards). Your sex could be male, female or both or in between or none. Your location could be in any or many part/s of this universe or in a parallel universe. Causality might be violated or not. Non-locality is allowed. Worm hole view is allowed too. You can take a printout of any or every page in this site, but again do not blame me if your printer doesn't work or if there is no ink in your printer or if you check the fine option accidentally instead of the medium quality to print. There are no restrictions for site access either. You can enter my site whenever you want and wherever you want but not however you want. Do not disturb other visitors of this site even if you cannot do so. Do not visit my site while you are driving a vehicle or while you are sleeping or while brushing your teeth or if you are under alcohol. Follow the directions while using this site and if you don't, even then don't worry, no world war will start. Even if a world war starts do not blame me. Do not hit your computer if your phone or cable modem lines are slow or if you are angry with your girl friend or if you don't have one, for I can't share mine even if I don't have one at present. I cannot be blamed for your computer being behind a firewall as I cannot come there and throw water to out down the fire or I cannot bring your computer to the front from behind the firewall. You will have to do it for yourself and again do no blame me if you cause any irreparable or repairable damage to yourself or to your computer or to anybody else or to everybody else. Do not blame me if you spontaneously don't laugh after reading the jokes in this site for they are just my collections and I did not write them and even if you laugh after reading the jokes don't worry, I won't ask your credit card number. Do not blame me if the online software doesn't work on your computer as I have checked it only on my computer and nowhere else in the world and do not in the LEAST sense expect your comp to be the same as mine. Do not blame me if a Gorilla comes in your dreams instead of me or even if you mistake me to be a Gorilla. Do not blame me if you find somebody taller than you, I advise you to stand next to somebody who is shorter than you. Do not blame me if there is a missing link in this site. Just mail me about it and I shall thank you forever for a fraction of a second, for if I start thanking you forever then when am I going to set right the missing link? So please do not mistake me or make no mistake about it, Mr.Bush will catch laden and if he can't find him, he will definitely go behind saddam. You cannot hold me responsible if a supernova takes place in any galaxy, if a massive star does not collapse into a black hole, if another YOU comes to meet you, if your girl friend slaps you, if laden strikes again, if pakistan continues to be a terrorist state, if US loses its superpower, if you get thirsty or hungry or both, if your vehicle runs out of fuel, if your pet bites you or if you did the same to it, if the movie which you saw today was not worth it or may be you were not worth it. You cannot blame
me for your modem failure, slow internet connection or no internet
connection, power failure or forever failure, reuse or misuse or no use
of anything and/or everything, floods, accident, lightning, earthquake,
cyclones, or other acts of nature (or even man), software or hardware
piracy, no privacy, unauthorized use, improper installation, Spam mails,
bad or unhealthy food or floppy diskette, broken antenna or marriage,
nuclear radiation from sun or other stars, hard drive failure,
accidental or intentional file or folder deletions by you or your foes
or their friends, pollution, extinction of dinosaurs, head ache or any
other ache of any other body part, less income and more outgo, etc Even if you want to blame me at any cost do not do it in public. Just send me a mail. No postage charges! and even if you have to pay some, do not blame me. This disclaimer may or may not be copied and may or may not be reproduced in any or every form with or without my written consent. Who cares! DO YOU? Finally do not blame me if you go mad after reading this for it MIGHT be that I myself am MAD. Universe is RELATIVE, so are our THOUGHTS. -
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