Here are some amazing funny jokes to make kids laugh. Kids love jokes, jokers and clowns. So does everybody else, well almost. Hope these jokes make the kids (and kids-at-heart) giggle!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
Why does the math book look sad?
Because it has too many problems!
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Which city you cannot live in?
Electricity
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
Why is the ocean friendly?
Because it waves
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to reach his full potential!
What is a computer’s favorite snack?
chips.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How to make a squirrel like you?
Act like a nut.
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Because it wanted to become a watermelon
Who is smarter than the parrot that talks?
A Spelling bee
Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
Because It had fowl breath!
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Who has a head and a tail, but no body?
The coin
